Hello to my Snarky Sister,
I am getting married in October to the artistically minded scientist I've been searching for. And found the MOST AMAZING Escada wedding dress which is completely modest in the front, but is backless. As in almost butt crack backless with beaded straps. For 85% off no less on the internet. Oh and there's a bow which snaps onto the butt area. I thought I would hate the bow, but once the aforementioned fiance took some pics of the back, with and without the bow, this minimalist woman actually decided to go with the bow.
We're having a VERY short ceremony, hopefully outside and with a mention of the Higgs boson particle and dueling accordions.
My question is this: what kind of shrug would work? All the weddingy sweaters/jackets/wraps are cropped bolero looking things and that WILL NOT WORK with the whole almost butt crack dress, but anything long will look strange with the bow.
Can you think of anything amazing-like or do I just suck it up and be cold for the sake of my fucking gorgeous backless bowed dress? (it's floor-length - I know you hate tights but how do you feel about long underwear?)
i require a photo
Because it's a large it hangs down a bit lower on me.
suck it up for the ceremony. you'll be so giddy to be getting married, you won't notice the cold.
and then throw on a dressy full-length coat of some sort to make your getaway. (snapping off the bow if you need to.)
but first things first, lady. GET THAT BUTT CRACK TO A TAILOR.