Dear My Readers,
What do I wear to an April wedding in the
Texas Hill Country?
I want to look uber cool, obviously, but without looking like I
tried to look cool. And need to look SMEEOKIN hot because at least one of H's crazypants ex-girlfriends will be in attendance. But again, just sort of casually smokin hot. Like, "Oh, this? I just found this on the floor of my closet" kind of hot.
So. Would some form of t-shirt dress be too casual? (Like I care.)
Should I attempt to rock my snakeskin cowboy boots?
Would sequins be
too much?
I'm lost now that
Rob has killed all my romper fantasies. Please advise.
Love,
ESB
p.s. My budget is $17.
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