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Friday, March 30, 2012

The cat barfed on my dress


Dear ESB,

A few weeks ago I discovered that on of my cats totally puked on my wedding dress. While other's responses were, "Omigodhow?" "What the fuck?" and "Where did you bury the cat?" I wasn't thrilled, but I pretty much said, "Well, bummer," and moved on.

We pre-soaked the dress. It mostly got better, but there was still a little stain. And I wasn't sad that my dress might not be good enough for the day of, I was sad that I might have to go dress shopping again.

After it got home from the cleaners and it was back to perfect I wasn't relieved. I'm not displeased. I just don't really give a shit.

Is this normal? Is my brain broken? Is this a total waste of a concern?

I've asked some friends... I think they are afraid to give me the wrong answer so they just don't give me any answer.

*****

This is not a problem.

YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM.

Photo by Christophe Kutner