Friday, January 27, 2012

At long last, IT'S EPISODE 4



Relationship drama, a thank-you card dilemma, AND a really juicy question from a (maybe?) virgin. All packed into 7 minutes.

Call (323) 905-4ESB to record your questions, comments and kudos.

24 comments:

  1. yay! thanks for the hotel room advice!!! you are so right!! thanks for saving my honeymoon plans, esb! you are seriously the best ever!! :)

    (sorry, just this once i'm commenting anonymously, hahaha)

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    1. Yeah. She's so right! You'll probs enjoy it, but probs will be a lil sore after the first time, and you'll want other activities to turn to.

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    2. TV, please don't put that pressure on yourself to JUST have sex on your honeymoon. Honeymoons should be stress free since you'll probably pull all your hair out at the wedding. And yeah, bring lube... and remember to pee afterwards. You don't need a UTI on your honeymoon. And, condoms. I sound like your mother.

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    3. I'm going to assume that the people that gave you the hotel room advice are also virgins. a bit naive

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  2. i agree on the honeymoon advice (since you've confirmed in the message above that you've got the V card). sex is awkward at first. and yeah its going to be meaningful and blah blah but more than anything else it's not going to be great.

    esb you have the shakiest voice i've ever heard

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    1. so basically what you're saying is YOU DON'T WANT ANY MORE PODCASTS?

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  3. I listened to this while eating a salad at my desk. It made the salad more enjoyable. But I have a question. Did you RUB that cream on your BOOBS while you were PODCASTING?

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    1. no i still haven't tried it. dunno what my problem is.

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  4. ESB-- more podcasts! And spot on advice in this one! And send that lady virgin some free organic lube!

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  5. The one with the screaming momJanuary 27, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    1) Boyfriend was outside taking the dog out while his mom was screaming... she would have NEVER done that in front of her (favorite, oldest) son.

    2) I LOVE him.. I just can't stand her..

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  6. yeah we sent thank yous to everyone and i made sure to make the non-gift ones equally heartfelt. dead on.

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  7. also dead on re honeymoon. "crazy stupid idea: is right.

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  8. ESB, you sound remarkably like my sister in law.

    Also, I wouldn't have used the boob lube yet either.

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  9. caller #1 if you love him stick it out, but you need to make sure he stands up for you, and you should probably have him talk to his mom about her behaviour

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  10. i want to do a radio show with you. It will be AWESOME.

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    1. Omg. Esbwpm. Yes please.

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  11. Naurnie...I wondered the same thing about the BOOBS.

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  12. what about honeymoon post cards for people who didn't give gifts? . . . "hey, it was awesome to see you and thanks for coming and here's an absurd thing we saw on our honeymoon. . . "

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  13. for the record, we only had sex two times on our two week honeymoon. granted, i got food poisoning and then a sinus infection, AND we already had YEARS of sex experience behind us (both with each other and other people), but i tots/totes agree... there's more to honeymoons than just getting laid.

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  14. Send Thank you cards with a photo from your wedding. If it's a photo of you + the person you're sending the thank you to (possible, not super-likely) they will LOVE it. If it's just a really beautiful photo with a short note they will love it also.

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  15. If I got a thank-you note from a wedding I attended and I hadn't sent a gift yet, I'd feel called out. If the caller wants to genuinely say thanks for coming, a call or email with a picture from the wedding (as anonymous mentions above) is way better.

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