First off... LOVE your blog. I have no idea how I ended up here (seeing as how I have never never been anywhere near getting married), but you are how I start every morning.
Ok. Here is the situation. My younger brother is getting married this summer to his high school sweetheart. She comes from a very, er, different background than our family. As in, she is rich. Like, really rich. Like, her-family-owns-islands rich. This is all well and good, he is happy, she is happy - great. The wedding is going to be at a shmancy country club, where I am convinced that all of the 'Chetts' and 'Bretts' of the world are going to drink Rosé and talk about their yachts.
Ok, here is where you come in. I don't know what to wear! I am not in the wedding (thank the Lord), but I do have to give a speech and I might do a reading at the ceremony. I want to look HOT. Like 'I-know-you-rich-folk-have-been-judging-my-family-for-years-but-I-look-good-in-this-tiny-dress-and-don't-give-a-f*ck-what-you-think' hot. But not slutty, you know what I mean? I bought this dress, which I think could work with maybe wicked tall gold wedges and a geometric gold bibb necklace?? But I don't know if it is the killer dress that I have been dreaming about. I am tall - 5' 10'', average build, and would love to not spend more than $150.
Oh. Did I also mention that my ex-boyfriend will be there? Yeeeaaaah... I need to look HOT.
Might Show Up Naked?
MSUN: That is not your dress.
How bout you guys shop and then I'll post my favorite later? OR WE COULD EVEN HAVE A VOTE.
Much as I would like to devote four hours to this dilemma (no srsly, I would), I have a writing deadline that I have got to jam on.
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