Thursday, September 22, 2011

intimates? nope.



Our Minnesota Groom Style Expert took the bait and emailed me a wee follow-up to this morning's post:

The problem with asking for sexaay intimates for men, superfluous vowels notwithstanding, is that it doesn’t really exist in the same form that it does for women (well, it does, but I’ve been to the markets for that category, and it definitely ranks as the most awkward series of appointments I’ve ever had).

In men’s clothing world it all gets classified as loungewear, and in that arena there are actually some pretty cool things. We deal with a brand called American Essentials that makes all sorts of robes and pants out of pretty nice fabrics. In particular, there is a collection of silk cotton blends that come in understated colors that I think are sort of what the initial inquiry was geared towards. There is also a British brand called Derek Rose that’s definitely a bit more stuffy, but they still make some really beautiful robes and other things. I also just found out about a pair of sister brands the other day called etiquette clothiers and united brief that actually sound sort of interesting. They’re new, so I don’t know if you can actually buy them anywhere yet.



Regarding everything else, there isn’t a shortage of cool socks, but I really don’t know how socks get sexy. And I think if someone is looking for sock garters, there will not be a lot of options available (It should be noted that socks made today stay up by themselves. Yay technology.) Instead of aftershave look for proper fragrances. I’m fairly certain, given the evidence presented in the store, that girls want their boys to smell like Carthusia Uomo. There are a ton of other options, so just be sure to avoid the fragrance counter at whatever mid-level department store and the gentleman in question won't smell like every other guy one should happen to smell.

And lastly, the Cannabis scent from Malin + Goetz is our best-selling candle.  It’s kind of amazing.

Sorry this took a bit - I got sidetracked imagining Max’s response. Let me know if you need anything else.

Best Regards,
Sam Fehrenbach


Sock + Sock Garter Porn courtesy of Etiquette Clothiers. (Clearly my reader is not the only one with a fetish.)

6 comments:

  1. msorry but all i can think about when i see those pictures of man-socks is eliot spitzer.

    WHO, IT TURNS OUT, LIKED TO DO IT WITH HIS BUSINESS SOCKS ON.

    shudder.

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  2. In high school I saw some runway shots in W magazine or something with women wearing sock garters. I rushed right out to the local old men's shop and bought some. I thought I was SO cool in the middle of Wisconsin.

    NOT SEXY. on men or women.

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  3. just get him a little crown to wear.

    (whatever you do, stay away from this)

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  4. @nikki I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME LOOK AT THAT

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  5. @ESB bwahahahaha I should have put the hottie in the crown second as a brain cleanser

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