Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Porcelain Cucumber


According to {far 4} it "makes for a great arrangement with a porcelain walnut."

Which... they don't sell? wtf.

via PourPorter

20 comments:

  1. giggletastic. and christmas is coming up in a few months.
    i love the.. texture.

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  2. and here i was thinking the stuff-made-of-unexpected-stuff ended with the pewter triscuits and porcelain cupcakes of 2008.

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  3. LOOK: 40s wedding dress for sale. its beautiful!
    http://weekdaycarnival.blogspot.com/p/kirppufleamarket.html

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  4. I definitely busted out laughing when I saw this on Pinterest. Also: I think they meant to say that it makes for a great arrangement with TWO walnuts. Duh.

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  5. Is it telling that I looked at this and saw a weird, textured tampon instead? Geez.

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  6. god this is so freaky.
    who thinks this is a good idea? WHO.

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  7. my reaction: NOOOOOO!!

    i have such high standards for you, esb, such high standards. ;)

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  8. this would make the PERFECT gift for a gay man.

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  9. is porcelain safe for a dildo? is it non porous?

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  10. I'm totally going to get one of these for my mother

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