Dear Blossom Organics,
Since I never got around to reviewing your Revitalizing Breast Exam Cream on the podcast, here's a little review for you now:
As promised, the stuff smells just like yellow cake batter. It's very thick and sort of pasty-looking, so I was reluctant to "apply a generous amount" as instructed, but then it absorbed super smoothly. Felt kinda tingly, in a good way.
I felt sexy rubbing it in until I remembered I was supposed to be doing a breast exam. And then I sort of actually gave myself a breast exam. It was quick, but hey. Better than nothing.
Way to go, Blossom Organics!
This morning my boobs are extra soft. And yes, they smell like cake batter.
Photo by Katie Quinn Davies via Jen Gotch
p.s. We've still got a little promo going on in the Blossom Organics Facebook Store. Enter "DEARESB" at checkout to get 20% off. (Expires March 30, 2012.)