Thursday, March 15, 2012
FLOWERS ARE MANLY, DAMMIT
Darling dearest ESB.
My man (a once-flower farmer, which is kinda hot, right?) wants a floral wedding band. This comes with two primary problems: 1. He is embarrassed to tell a salesperson that he wants a "girly" ring, and 2. His options are, well, girly. We've tried to think of synonyms for floral (think "filigree" and "viney"), but to no avail.
Interweb searches have generated some promising results, but the dude is picky (obvs--he chose me) and wants to (understandably) hold the ring in his hands/try it on before he buys. He's not really into the whole roughly hewn organic thing, and wants a more traditional-looking ring...with flowers. Oh, and we're ideally looking for something < $300...of course.
Does anything cheap/classy/manly/floral come to mind? Or can you at least think of better buzz words for a salesperson?
He's shy AND picky AND cheap AND he refuses to use the internetz???
THAT'S WHAT THE INTERNETZ ARE FOR.
p.s. I found that shit on etsy. You're welcome.