Monday, May 9, 2011

7 1/2 blog posts i should have posted


i've been cheating, you guys. (and also: cheating you guys.) not only have i put up a dear esb EVERY DAY for the last week,* i've put up all these other reader letters, which are rad, but sort of allow me to cop out and escape from actually writing anything.

here's a short list of posts i OUGHT TO HAVE written while in nyc:

1. When You Reach Your "Mid-Thirties" You Will Lose Your Tolerance For Alcohol

2. Everything I Do That Annoys My Husband, I Learned From My Mom

2a. My Mom Is Pretty Fucking Cool

3. I Think My Hasbeens Un-Broke Themselves In or The Quest For Granny Sandals

4. Driving a Cargo Van Through the West Village: More Fun Than You Might Think!

5. An Open Letter to My Five-Years-Ago-Self or You didn't have time to wash that pan before you packed it? REALLY?

6. My Month Without High-Speed Internet. Or Even Reliable Internet. (Say "Why didn't you go to Starbucks?" and you lose a testicle.)

7. WHERE THE EFF IS MY HUSBAND? AND WHY DID I THINK IT WAS COOL TO LEAVE HIM BEHIND FOR THIRTY-THREE WHOLE DAYS??

and now i will publish this post via the miraculous high-speed internet in the jetblue terminal, and board my plane for los angeles.

xoxo,
me

(Cacharel Spring 2011 via Sara Williams via seesaw via The cherry blossom girl)
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*How else can I stem the tide?

12 comments:

  1. Well bugger me with a bunch of bananas, a post YOU wrote? Crazytown.

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  2. WEEEE!! This counts. Go get your man <3

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  3. You could post a Dear ESB twice a day and I would love it. (But I am addicted to advice columns. I'm so nosy!)

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  4. You had me at failure to pan-wash. Welcome back.

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  5. You had me at the beautiful pink dresses. WANT. And also, those completely gorgeous clogs. Bloody shoe porn - trying NOT to be a stereotypical woman here.

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  6. Nothing else to say but welcome back :)

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  7. There is no such thing as too many Dear ESB's.

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  8. this made me smile so so so much.

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  9. dude, granny sandals are great. HOWEVER, in order to wear them if you are not a granny, you must :

    1) have a kickin pedicure. this can include the 'no polish' pedicure. the important thing is that your toe nails DO NOT look like barnacles.

    2) you can't wear them with a granny outfit. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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  10. hold on. 33 days? it has been 33 days? where has the time gone?? i'm glad you're heading home, though. time for a little husbie time.

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