With a 917 area code.
Porting my old number to the new carrier involved:
a) (Temporarily) changing my credit card billing to my Manhattan address
b) Spending hours on the phone (Read: H-town spending hours on the phone) with ATT&T Wireless trying to convince them to reroute the shipping
c) Shipping the phone to Manhattan after all and impatiently waiting for my mom to send it to me here
Refusing to admit that I really live in LA? Priceless.
p.s. This is Flo, our neighbor's cat. Actually, her name is Number One Kitty, but we call her Flo. Aren't you digging the Helga effect?
p.p.s. The dirt is not a camera effect. Flo likes to roll in the dirt.