Wednesday, February 8, 2012

I have a present for you


Next time you're staring at your face in the mirror and POKING AT IT and getting all down on yourself, click on over to Celebrity Close-Up.

Go ahead and try to tell me that shot of Gwyneth doesn't lift your mood.

27 comments:

  1. Julia looks even better...honestly. Also makes me hate Angie a bit more as she is freakin RIDICULOUS.

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  2. Anne Hathaway is absolutely breathtaking, along with Jolie of course.

    But as for everyone else, THANK YOU ESB. I shall reblog the shit out of this.

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  3. WHAT IS EATING MEL GIBSON'S FACE?

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  4. Leighten Meester has pretty skin!

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  5. http://bleubirdvintage.typepad.com/

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  6. YOU ARE A SAINT ! my hatred of GOOP runs deep as a river.

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    1. How can you hate GOOP? That shit is comedy GOLD!

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  7. i have now fallen even deeper in love with Tilda Swinton. JFC on a cross, she is not of this world.

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  8. i didn't need to see mark wahlberg in that context. now i have to go watch marky mark & the funky bunch vids till that image is gone

    and holy shit rachel zoe is living proof of how haggard/aged someone looks after starving themselves. negative body fat = cavernous wrinkles

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  9. zooey deschanel's blonde stache & soulpatch!

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  10. i honestly thought jennifer aniston was dustin hoffman.

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  11. I would have thought Britney would be a lot worse for the wear by now.

    Ryan Gosling looks as good as I'd expect up close.

    Tilda Swinton is incredible (someone once told me I reminded them of her and it was the single greatest, if completely off-base, compliment of my life).

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  12. I thought Reese Witherspoon was Anna Wintour gone blond. The truth is actually more alarming.

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  13. Um. Uma needs to lay off the coke.

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  14. What does it say about me that half of these people look downright OK to me? I think staring at my gaping pores in the mirror has made my standards drop.

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    1. i rly thought you would appreciate this, P.

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    2. Most of the men looked terrible but I thought most of the women looked fine.

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    3. @Hillary clearly you do not live in LA.

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    4. I don't live in LA. I agree with Hillary.

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  15. 1) perez hilton is a celebrity?
    2) has he ever looked otherwise?

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  16. This is MUCH appreciated, especially after seeing this yesterday. Sigh.

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  17. For every one that looks more horrifying close up (Paula Deen), there is one that looks even better close up (GAHHH Emma Watson).

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