Sunday, December 4, 2011

pls stop gluing glitter on everything


I mean.

We are not five.

And it's not like champagne is some HIDEOUS CONCOCTION we need to avoid looking at whilst we choke it down.

Something Turquoise via Martha Stewart via Louise (I truly appreciate how you guys look out for me)

24 comments:

  1. I heart that you created a whole new label for the glitter attack.

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  2. Hahaha, DIY GONE WRONG is golden. Golden like glitter glued on a champagne glass.

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  3. i like that they're called 'glam champagne glasses' becuase champagne just isn't glam enough on its own.

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  4. Ha! I am glad you noted the 5 year old age limit qualification. Glitter + glue + paper stars is today's Christmas diy/craft adventure with my TWO year old.

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  5. Wow, that's bad. How are you supposed to clean those anyway? The last thing I need is glitter forever haunting my dishwasher. Good catch...and something tells me Martha won't be sending you insecure, passive aggressive emails about it.

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  6. that's a serious index you got goin' on.

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  7. @cevd same index, new spot. you like?

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  8. as the wife of a sommelier, i'm going to take the snobby route and say that drinking champagne out of a flute with glitter painted on it is totally classless. the french would be appalled.

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  9. and now i'm missing having two side columns.

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  10. dude, how can you hate on GLITTER?

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  11. I am five. Also, SPARKLES (!).

    But maybe not on food- and drink-related objects.

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  12. doesn't sparkling sparkle enuf ?

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  13. *shudders*

    I thought champagne was fizzy and sparkly on its own?

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  14. also.
    most importantly.
    it's not pretty like this.

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  15. I am still going through glitter withdrawal after moving in with D (it's only been FIVE YEARS since the moving in together/glitter ban took effect). I have a soft spot for the sparkly, but I like to think that these years away have forced me to use more sophisticated measures (SEQUINS!).

    P.S. Feel very disoriented, need to adjust. But I'm liking being able to see more index.

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  16. @Rachel let's not forget RHINESTONES

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  17. The project is weird but that glitter paint is pretty cool. Wish I had seen that before I got real glitter all over the apartment making some wedding decorations. I am still finding glitter six weeks later.

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  18. while we're hating on glitter, can i just add that sending someone a holiday card with glitter is basically a big fuck you. i recently opened one of these glittery cards, and have been finding sparkles around my apartment ever since. if you feel like sending me mail covered in glitter, please just punch me in the face instead.

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  19. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Seriously, you never quite get rid of it. Ugh.

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  20. The Glitter Tirade has to be my favorite part of this blog.

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