Hi again ESB,
So, I wanted to send a followup to my last question because it's gotten that much more interesting, sort of. So, on the advice of you and your generously helpful readers, I gave my fiance my support that if he wanted his parents at our wedding, I would be happy to have them there. He really mulled it over and basically told them that if they wanted to come, they should come.
Since then, they've been sending endless emails about what he should be doing, got upset at my fiance because he suggested that his mom rethink wearing all black to the wedding, which culminated to a knockdown-dragout hours-long fight that ended with them threatening to tell me (at the wedding) every specific doubt he's ever had about me when he used to confide in them early in our relationship.
They then followed that up with asking him if he really wanted them at the wedding (which is next week), because if he didn't, they wouldn't go, but if he did, they would treat it like any other invitation and let him know if they were attending. After all this, he asked me if I wanted them at the wedding.
Cue the silent screaming.
This is where you tell him, "No, of course I don't want them at the wedding. But they're YOUR PARENTS, so you have to make the decision, douchebag."
The photo is of Lily Allen, yes, smoking a cigarette. Feel free to nail me.