the second is an distant maybe, but that first dress is too cazh, cookies.
you must be joking
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GETTING MARRIED.
Are you getting married inside a homeless shelter?
Sorry, that was mean. But from reading your blog for a while, I'm pretty sure I didn't break you by making my little joke. I do truly appreciate how non-bridesmaidy they are, even if I can't appreciate the dresses themselves.
Another case of Must See Them On A Human/Mannequin/With Some Sort Of Shape.I like polka dots. (I like turtles).
Love the polka dot dress. @HalfPint here it is on a human.
Do you really want Fred Flintstone as your bridesmaid?
Is that a human or a tattooed toothpick?
Love love love. Fuck satin strapless a-lines.
@HalfPint on the product page there are three photos of the dress on me (http://shoppourporter.com/product/dusendusen-dots-joanna-dress-copper/), and I've got a shape thank-you-very-much. Also my friend Toyin models it in our lookbook (http://pourporter.com/lookbook/fall-2011/13.html) and she wears a 36C bra and has a 30" waist, and 40" hips and it fit her beautifully. It's a loose dress you can cinch it with a belt if you want a more fitted appearance.(I like box turtles.)
This is me, standing corrected.It'd look rockin' with a belt.
hahaha!. That Fred Flintstone comment killed me.
Pretty sure these would look extra shitty on me, but might look totally amazing on a twig-legged skinny girl? And yeah to the belt.
i love the flintstones one ! i see it on an itsy bitsy wisp of a gal, teetering in tall black patent pumps. she has a coke habit and her hair hasn't been washed since god-only-knows when. she is wearing dark, vampy red lipstick, and shows up late to the wedding WITH A HOT DATE. she somehow looks fantastic & my mother says so, even though she would criticize me for wearing something similar. she is my only bridesmaid and it is my 3rd wedding.
I like the dot drss! I thought the first was a top, haha. Don't like that one, however.
@17 Beats. You rock. Amazing. You just laid the whole damn thing out.
I love this whole chain of comments. Hard. ESP @17 beats. You are on fire lady.