Wednesday, February 19, 2014

HALP


I’m doing an interview with this lil blog and Kelsey wants to know “Best question you have been asked on ESB?”

HOW DO I CHOOSE

It would be easier if she had asked me “What’s the best answer you’ve given on ESB?” (I’m partial to this one and this one and this one. My friend J is a big fan of this one.)

Anyhoo.... A virtual slice of pie will be yours if you submit your faves below.


(Pie box DIY via Emma Stefan via A Subtle Revelry)

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    1. PIE FOR YOU


      Also: I just emailed the space queen to beg her for wedding pics

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    2. Yes! If anything requieres a follow up surely it is that question. If that's what she wanted for her dress I can't imagine how badass her wedding must have been.

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  2. This one for sure. xx http://www.eastsidebride.com/2013/03/crazysauce-by-request.html

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  3. Best answer surely 'Just don't do fucking First Look photos, whatever you do.' ??

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  4. letters not questions, I know, but:

    wedding horror stories
    upcycled peacock shoes

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    1. wait, where is the peacock shoe post? i cant find it on the right and a quick google of what that looks like (barf) tells me i must read this post.

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    2. ...i meant left...

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    3. yeah it's the tom's post someone linked to below
      "essence of peacock"

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  5. The girl with all those Tom's emails from her sister.

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    1. yes! (and isn't this also the peacock post?)

      http://www.eastsidebride.com/2012/07/longest-email-correspondence-in-history.html

      Update!!! We need to see what this all looked like, especially if the sister did craft her magic.

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    2. I also want an update on this so bad.

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  6. Hi ESB
    Not relevant to what you're asking at all, but not sure how else to contact you? (I sound like those fucking girls asking celebrities if they can work on them on Instagram). Anyway - needed to make sure you saw this http://apracticalwedding.com/2014/02/silverlake-backyard-wedding/ - read near the end for the ESB love, but whole thing is worth it.

    Love, an Anon from the crazy nasty posts the other day, the first one that suggested you were a human being. Indeed.

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  7. anything under 'oh honey no' tag

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  8. I thought the comment section from the LW who was having weight/pot/fitness, but ultimately sex issues with her husband was some of the greatest advice on ESB. Both sides well represented respectfully. With very little snark directed at the LW. update??

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    1. Do you mean this one http://www.eastsidebride.com/2013/09/its-not-that-sex-is-bad-or-anything.html ?

      I was the OP for that post, and I never thanked ESB and all of the lovely commenters (or minions, whichever you prefer) for all the excellent advice they gave.

      I took all of the advice on board, but the main problem ended up being the pill I was on. The original pill I had been precribed had lots of health issues linked to it, so the doctor changed me to another pill, which basically made me feel like shit all round. I stopped taking the pill, which definitely improved my sex life, however, my skin which was fine before i started taking the pill is now a mess. Go figure?

      For me, pot is not an option as I am drug tested at work regularly, however having a few drinks definitely makes me a bit more relaxed in the bedroom department. Also, getting out of the regular old having sex at bedtime thing is a game changer as well!

      Anyway, i know this is becoming a novel, but when everyone jumps on the 'ESB is a horrible person' bandwagon, like in the previous couple of posts, they should think about all the stuff that ESB and the other commenters get spot on in 99% of the posts, and all of the genuine help they give to people!

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    2. I think she meant this one

      So so glad our advice was helpful for *you*, ladypants.

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    3. Haha but not everything is about *you*.

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    4. I meant the second one that ESB posted.

      Second Anon sounds manic a bit.

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  9. This post inspired me to look at old posts. This one is hilarious/awful:
    http://www.eastsidebride.com/2011/06/my-unhelpful-fiance-refuses-to-hire.html#comments

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