I don't even know how to begin making fun of this.
But I want you to know that Jeffrey & Bonnie want you to know that the Self-Wedding In-A-Box makes the ultimate wedding party favor.
About 2 ½ years ago we had a backyard wedding BUT with a twist. We wrote special vows for our guests and made 120 sterling silver rings and after our ceremony was over, we married our guests to themselves. The day, the occasion was about celebration and love and we wanted our friends to feel what we were feeling. Guests keep telling us even now, "I haven't taken my ring off since your wedding." "It holds so much meaning for me!", "It reminds me every day that I'm special."
This is the kind of shit that gives California a bad name.