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Inspired by this post that for some reason really amused me this morning (plus every "What's in your bag?" series on every blog ever), I bring you WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG? ESB-style.
I know nothing about this anonymous reader except that she is rad.
What’s inside? My stepson’s phone we confiscated for inappropriate use. My phone which holds a charge for about ten minutes. Two reminders for counselor appointments, along with the Wi-Fi code for the psych hospital. Two dirty scrunchies, a bracelet from the Napa Valley festival. Allergy meds and Pepcid. Detangling brush and comb, along with texture paste for fine hair. Four drug store lip balms, blush from 2009. IPad, company id badge, sunglasses, 1 mentos, 26 store receipts, the map of my community for community watch. Also a crumpled paper towel I used to wipe glazed donut crumbs off my fingers this morning. Hand sanitizer. 27 cents. No idea where my wallet and keys might be. DVDs of Love Actually and Bridesmaids - we're carrying these now, right?
What is the one item we will always find in your bag? Cough drop wrappers
What is your favorite thing about your job? Counting how many people don’t wash their hands after they pee.
Where is your favorite place in Los Angeles to grab a drink/bite? Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden.
What are your top three favorite stores in Los Angeles to shop? Macy's, Kohls and Forever 21.
If you could tell your 22-year-old self one thing it would be.... Look into rose oil
What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? esb
p.s Have I told you lately that I love you? I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS.