Thursday, August 15, 2013

Cute Wedding Romper?


Tonia thinks it's cute.


I think: CLAM JUMPER?! CLAM? REALLY?

12 comments:

  1. Terrible name. Maybe with different shoes it could work. But it would have to fit perfectly, because that's an unforgiving crotch.

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  2. clam jumper!
    you're aiming for: bianca jagger
    you'll settle for: chloe sevigny
    you look like: Car Wash Attendant 2 in POPPING BUBBLES, low-budget hipster porn.

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    1. what? low-budget hipster porn is a bad look?? lol

      clam is a bad name, i agree.

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  3. Clams aside --

    If those shoes serve an orthopedic function, I'd say it's Mental Ward Orderly Chic. The only romping involved is around a padded cell.

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  4. that is way too much vagina for my taste.

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  5. vagina jokes aside, that is the most unflattering possible pooch-area seam (what's the name for the lady belly again? something gross also referencing vaginas, I believe.).

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    1. i believe "gunt" is the word we're looking for.

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    2. LADIES. it is called the mons pubis. come on.

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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