Terrible name. Maybe with different shoes it could work. But it would have to fit perfectly, because that's an unforgiving crotch.
clam jumper!you're aiming for: bianca jaggeryou'll settle for: chloe sevigny you look like: Car Wash Attendant 2 in POPPING BUBBLES, low-budget hipster porn.
what? low-budget hipster porn is a bad look?? lolclam is a bad name, i agree.
Clams aside --If those shoes serve an orthopedic function, I'd say it's Mental Ward Orderly Chic. The only romping involved is around a padded cell.
that is way too much vagina for my taste.
vagina jokes aside, that is the most unflattering possible pooch-area seam (what's the name for the lady belly again? something gross also referencing vaginas, I believe.).
FUPA? (fat upper pubic area)
i believe "gunt" is the word we're looking for.
LADIES. it is called the mons pubis. come on. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
What a cool pose!