Monday, April 22, 2013
Dear ESB: How do I make this stop??
Met the couple a week ago. They are both great, really.
But. I sit down and the woman sits next to me at every chance. Then, at a new place I think I pick a tactically advantageous seat to avoid encounters, but she sits next to me again. She hooks her leg around mine, I try to get free, but can't without making it extremely obvious to her fiancé across the table, so I hold still and sweat.
She continues to invite me to events (her place tonight with the others and distant excursions) and I just try to ignore the whole thing to keep the peace.
How do I make this stop while not blowing up all the friendships involved?
This woman is clearly trying to get caught.
All you can do is STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
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