Thursday, July 22, 2010

The 11th Reason Being Married Is Just Better


No, it is not "the rock."

Before I announce the contest winner, I would just like to say that H took his judging duties very seriously. He printed out all the entries (including comments from unruly things) and attempted to use a very complex starring system. In the end, though, there were so many stars he had to just go with his gut.

So without further ado...


THE RUNNERS-UP:*

dental insurance, baby, woohoo!
Also, initiative to buck up and GO to the dentist. No one wants to be the wife with the teeth falling out of her head when she's 40.
- Kerry

He encourages you to take a new job, which comes with a decent pay-cut, because your happiness is more important than $10,000.
- mrsbutton


THE WINNER:**

when people ask us "when are you two going to have a baby?", responding with either "when we need to save the marriage" or "maybe we will make one tonight". It's fun to watch people's reactions.
- LindsFM 


(Crystal Brass Knuckles by Debra Baxter via FFFFOUND!)
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*To receive bags of premium gummy worms.

**To receive the mix cd, and maybe another secret treasure or two.

And with that, I am DONESIES with contests/giveaways for a good long while. I promise.

20 comments:

  1. Well deserved winner. That is too funny!

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  2. Gummy worms? OH YEAH! I'll make sure to cram some good gummy worm sugar into these teeth before heading to the dentist...

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  3. we get the baby question nonstop. i am totally stealing this answer!

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  4. AMAZING! i am sooooo using that and just texted it to my man! :D

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  5. btw, just got a text back with "or even more creepy...carry a vile around and pull it out, shake it a bit and say 'i think i'll impregnate her now, now that you mention it.'" AAAHAHAHA! Oh the joys of having a ridiculously nerdy significant other.

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  6. i get the baby question from my friends, of all people. that'll be the perfect deterrent.

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  7. I loved that one; it was hilarious...I'm going to use those comebacks sometime.

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  8. Oh you did pick the best one! I laugh everytime I read that, and just cant wait for someone to ask me about my imaginary baby, and use that line.
    Well done!

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  9. But really, when ARE you two going to have a baby....?

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  10. LOVE IT. Definitely using both of those. :)

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  12. I totally thought I would be the outcast with my comment. Just told the husband that our comeback is now going to be used by a few more people, he was stoked.

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  13. @HoHumCards.com: oh no you didn't!

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  14. Awesome sauce. Mr button LOVES gummy worms. Sending them all the way to New Zealand is possibly a little ridiculous though, no?

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  15. @LindsFM send me you address, lady! @mrsbutton you too. how bout I send you the mix cd? :)

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  17. http://idratherbeabridesmaid.blogspot.com/2010/08/birthday-wishes-do-come-true.html #rings

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