Thursday, May 2, 2013

vegan sandals, haiku poems &c.



vegan shoes suck ass
but i need summer sandals.
what you got, cookies?

*****

i know you're anti-
flatforms, but could you bend on
this pair from zara?

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p.s. hey naurnie,
bet these braided wedges would
go with your jumpsuit!

28 comments:

  1. in related news
    zara is making THESE now?
    i guess birks are back.

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    1. no no no no NO!
      no no no no no no NO!
      no no no no NO!

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    2. at least those don't have
      FUR. VILE, SWEAT-TRIGGERING FUR.
      y'all hear me, Celine?

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  2. solid first effort,
    though i could use a wee wedge.
    on the thinkaround.

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  3. I'm sorry, but ew. They look orthopedic. Ew.

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  4. I love haikus and I love those flatforms.

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  5. those shoes totes do rock
    no zara in my city
    buying online sucks

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  6. I'm pretty sure you posted about giving up and getting birkenstocks and then the boys shut it down. I got a pair of birkenstock gizeh sandals this year and I totally stand by that shit. Then internet suggests that you can get vegan ones.

    I promise this isn't just shameless self-promotion. I posted about them here.

    I also knit in my spare time though, so I may (probably) have questionable taste.

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    1. oh, the haiku thing is happening


      I swear the birks rock
      Try them out and you will see.
      Screw what guys think, yo

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    2. Birks. Oh so comfy
      And let's not forget, not as
      bad as they could be.

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    3. pretty sure that is
      the devil's pistachio,
      ms. k. fie, UGGs, fie!

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  7. 1. i'm addicted to your haikus. so good.

    2. i realized today that i have no choice but to order birks for my summer sandals. my feet and back problems are so out of control that i can't fuck around anymore. :(

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  8. I found my college-era birks in my old closet at my parents' house last weekend and brought them home. I haven't worn them "out" so to speak, but I had forgotten how awesome (if fugly) they are.

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  9. my college roommate
    had a boy MAKE her some birks.
    it did not work out.

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  10. Flatforms: good enough
    for Leo DiCaprio's mom,
    ergo, for us all.

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    1. ahhh shit that's 8 syllables in the middle but you should click on it anyway, she's adorable.

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    2. oof.



      i was already on board with flatforms. but... oof.

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  11. the right wedge sandal
    may be worn all day pain-free
    on any warm day.

    frye is always good
    invest now and your feet will
    thank you for ever

    also try BC
    not as durable but they
    wear like comfy shoes

    wait are we still on
    the subject of vegan shoes?
    oops, I ignored that.


    frye sandals

    bc sandals

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