I'm so happy that I have an excuse to email you. I'm having a fascinator made for my shower, as I won a custom-made hat at a derby party last year. The headpiece is being modeled after this one [see above].
I have tried on dress after dress and have been happy with NADA. All this over just a shower dress! I'm a 34D so open-backed dresses are a no-go, as I look simply pornographic without a bra. My budget is $500 max.
P.S. I think I love this dress, but I'm afraid it's too Lolita-esque, especially with the fascinator.
I was all ready to say DON'T WEAR A FUCKING FASCINATOR, but am now eating my words. That shit is awesome.
SAVE IT FOR YOUR FUCKING WEDDING!
p.s. Will yours be made out of a karate belt?????? I hope I hope.