happy monday !

Not sure how to follow this.



classic case

         Exactly right.


legit the worst advice I've seen

completely flabbergasted

Um...                           waaaay thefuck off




Hahahah

little rat brain

rats and their damn documents.


creating a GOMI thread about ESB




mean and offensive


                            a place for saying mean BS

                                   Get over your mean, hipster self.

                                                 

Ugh god

               you should just stop



Please show us more sticks to hang random shit off of in your house.

The title came off as offensive, and for that I genuinely apologize. "White girl problems" popped into my head and it seemed sort of funny. I hesitated, I considered "first world problems," I read this whole thread. I browsed over here. I realized it's a really old joke. Also: Not very funny. And then I used it anyway. (Surprise! It wasn't very funny.)

The post was intended to be tongue-in-cheek. As in: Your life sounds pretty good! My life is pretty good. Aren't we lucky to have these "problems"?

You guys should know by now that my advice will always be more of the GET THE FUCK OVER IT variety than the Dear Sugar variety. Doesn't mean I love you any less.

white girl problems

Hi ESB,

My boyfriend hates the idea of marriage. But he really, really loves me. And I really, really love him. And I thought I didn't care about the whole marriage thing, but it turns out - oh hey, I really do want to marry him even though we already live together, have an adorable dog, and bought "commitment" rings. 

I would never ever break up with him over this, because he's awesome and we're awesome together.

So... HOW DO I GET OVER THIS DUMB FEELING?

Thanks, y'all are the best!

*****

Here's a by-no-means-exhaustive list of remedies that were suggested to me when I first started suffering from migraines:

Acupuncture
Talk therapy
Meditation
Medication
Exercise
Go on the pill
Go off the pill
Cut out dairy
Give up coffee
Quit your job

Perhaps one of the above would help you get over your dumb oh-hey-I-really-do-want-to-marry-him feeling.

Or: YOU COULD JUST FUCKING GET OVER IT



(Abject model courtesy of La Garçonne)