Seeking: wedding crash retaliation

Oct 13, 2013

Hi ESB,

My younger sister got married yesterday and the wedding was awesome and fun (wahoo!), except for a little drama from an obnoxious group of crashers.

Security quickly dealt with the situation (they were pretty obvious as it was mostly a family affair and they were making real asses of themselves) and I know that this is the risk you run with the internet -- but here is my quandary:

The solo female in the group was posting all over Instagram using the evening's hashtag and bragging about wedding crashing. Her username is her full legal name, and is unusual. I now know basically everything about her, including the fact that she works in digital media and marketing.

Basically I know I need to let it go and be the bigger person, but still feel protective over my little sis and would love to let this crasher know she is not nearly as clever as she thinks she is. Tell me to stand down -- and I would love to hear how anyone else dealt with this!

Thanks!
Retaliatory MOH

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Did you find an email address for the crasher?

Email her, and very kindly (KILL HER WITH KINDNESS) ask her to take down the instagrams from your little sister's wedding.

If that doesn't work, give us the dets and we'll be happy to bombard her with comments.*


Siri Tollerod By Henrik Bülow for Costume Finland (September 2013) via Visual Optimism

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*I have to admit, I kind of really want this to happen.

The world's first wedding crashing app

Fiona-the-would-be-wedding-crasher just tipped me off about this iphone app. Sadly, it's still in beta -- I really wanted to test it out.

Crash Corsage, theoretically, will scour The Knot, etc, for wedding dates, times and locations, plus details about the bride and groom (dumb stories about how you met + where you got engaged!) and make them searchable so people in the area can crash your wedding.

The moral of the story is: STOP POSTING YOUR SHIT ALL OVER THE INTERNET, PEOPLE.