Partly because it's 100% poly and partly because I AM SO SICK OF CUT-OUTS WHO DOES THAT LOOK GOOD ON But let's all stare at t...

I don't even know how to begin making fun of this . But I want you to know that Jeffrey & Bonnie want you to know that the ...

I was just reading this terrific piece on the Billfold , which led me over to this NY Times piece . WHAT THE FUCK? I mean, the people...

Hi ESB! So I'm wearing this most perfect dress in the world- I wear it around my house all the time for fun and I cannot wai...

CAKE-CUPS?????????????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I might sto...

The new lookbook just hit. I am all about Jemima Kirke + all about Pam Love, but DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE THEM KISS...

this Burberry Prorsum taffeta dress juxtaposes a polished strapless neckline with a contrasting built-in bra. I mean, I'm all for...

1. I have linked to BHLDN twice in the past 8 days. Unsnarkily. 2. I have sponsors and I actually like them and I sometimes worry that ...

Do we love this ? Or is it too renewing-my-vows-in-Machu-Picchu ...... ? Such a fine line. Via Oh Joy!

Barefoot wedding shoes ?? And you thought the wedding UGGS were ugly.

Since your sister is REFUSING to send you a photo of the dress with the Toms, a  kind reader has mocked up a photo for you.

So I got married almost a year ago, and to celebrate our first anniversary we're heading to Peru to hang out in the Amazon an...

these pics  are gorg. nice light. yada yada. BUT WHERE'S THE FUCKING BREAKFAST? i'm just saying. if it's a ...

My dear ESB, I am slightly disgruntled because I don't quite want to be a part of this bridal party, but there really was no way fo...

It's A GRAIN OF SALT. Several, in fact. I think you might need them. Do you take everything  you read that literally?

Thought you might enjoy this Google “smart ad” that has been popping up after reading your blog! The shoes totally class up the dress, r...

Dear ESB, I'm looking for a fabulous fake diamond. My fiance proposed with an awesomely artistic wooden promise ring as a place ho...

Dear ESB, I have long, thick, heavy hair. And by long, I mean like I have to ensure it doesn't fall in the loo when I take a wee. ...

(click to enlarge) Stone Fox Bride . Could be genius. Could be a faux-indie-wedding nightmare. Note: Not all stone foxes need the ho...

Tank dress (if we can call it that) made in Los Angeles by Raquel Allegra .   After I defended you, LA .