tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post2788329927739541795..comments2024-03-24T23:51:25.945-07:00Comments on east side bride: Novelty Penises FTW!esbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00215882729011442570noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-44184645894104537452011-06-09T13:26:24.308-07:002011-06-09T13:26:24.308-07:00yes! this was pretty much my bachelorette party, a...yes! this was pretty much my bachelorette party, almost to a t. weird. don't ever say, "no penises" cause that clearly means, "penises." lots and lots of them. fun times.Giovannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06395803606683052002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-88878524771859484502011-06-08T02:31:50.495-07:002011-06-08T02:31:50.495-07:00If anyone can tell me how to post a picture in a c...If anyone can tell me how to post a picture in a comment, I will post a picture of the amazing dickhead my friends made me for my hen do. It was enormous. It had purple veins done in relief with rubber. It had cum shooting out of the top.<br /><br />I told my friends: No Penises!<br /><br />They ignored me. I am really glad they did...clemmiebluehttp://twitter.com/#!/clemmiebluenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-58089740605963137132011-06-07T21:20:00.008-07:002011-06-07T21:20:00.008-07:00I just had my bachelorette a few weeks ago and thi...I just had my bachelorette a few weeks ago and this one sorta puts mine to serious shame. I want a do-over.snarkycathttp://www.iamthefoodnerd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-78158097229449982982011-06-07T16:21:50.538-07:002011-06-07T16:21:50.538-07:00I love this and anon's comment. Losing it over...I love this and anon's comment. Losing it over here!Alexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-47751448001189726332011-06-07T16:20:05.927-07:002011-06-07T16:20:05.927-07:00I love all of you.I love all of you.Colleennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-74031414823166406582011-06-07T14:03:49.357-07:002011-06-07T14:03:49.357-07:00@Anon: you win in penises. hands down!
@esb: thank...@Anon: you win in penises. hands down!<br />@esb: thanks for posting! I feel so cool right now.sofia.rompshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08786740269820634494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-33207384526880800162011-06-07T13:59:09.604-07:002011-06-07T13:59:09.604-07:00@Anon SO BEST.@Anon SO BEST.east side bridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06206689296805893265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-77010258538088887622011-06-07T13:16:56.093-07:002011-06-07T13:16:56.093-07:00For a friend's bachelorette we were under stri...For a friend's bachelorette we were under strict instructions 'NO PENISES' - she wanted a classic cocktail-type of thing. With instructions like that how can one think anything but penises? So a couple of us spent some post-work evenings constructing three glorious costumes - a giant penis with two accompanying balls - made from chicken wire, papier mache, and spray paint. We unveiled them later in the night - we came out dancing in them. Brilliant! The friend that planned the bachelorette was horrified, but the bride-to-be loved it, so feck it! The funniest part was when the bride-to-be mounted the penis friend, causing her to face-plant to the ground and stay there. The long rigid shaft didn't allow for any sort of knee bending. Um...costume failure. So I had to attempt to pick her up which wasn't easy because I was 'Leftie' and my arms didn't extend very far over my rotund front. But with Rightie and Leftie together we were somehow able to pull her back up with our T-Rex arms, and all was good again! Even with boozey memories, nobody will ever forget the "Fallen Penis."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-27646685917366531162011-06-07T13:13:09.301-07:002011-06-07T13:13:09.301-07:00rawkrawkMousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12997875522614810785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-39915458120126780862011-06-07T13:07:18.531-07:002011-06-07T13:07:18.531-07:00i wish i was in brooklyn right now.i wish i was in brooklyn right now.east side bridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06206689296805893265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-62313649592717343862011-06-07T12:53:26.549-07:002011-06-07T12:53:26.549-07:00you got that sista, aaamen.
ps when i come to nyc ...you got that sista, aaamen.<br />ps when i come to nyc next i'm going to find out where you live and serenade you from the streets with a bottle of wine in each hand.TRIGGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06704886948261045216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468279200135971946.post-59080521025781971132011-06-07T12:43:18.343-07:002011-06-07T12:43:18.343-07:00this is the point at which i note that a beer (pre...this is the point at which i note that a beer (preferably a miller high life, if possible) and a shot of whiskey is known as a Waiting Boyfriend. cheers.laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03429404210444847213noreply@blogger.com