Monday, August 18, 2014

Press Release of the Week

[Click to see photos. I CAN'T POST THESE. I JUST CAN'T.]
Posted by esb at 11:43 AM

16 comments:

  1. keeleyAugust 18, 2014 at 11:54 AM

    lol @ "Jacky O" style capes.

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  2. RachelAugust 18, 2014 at 12:10 PM

    The lead in makes me think that they're under the impression that you are a personal shopper for celebrity babies and therefore need this information.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 18, 2014 at 12:19 PM

    People are fucking insane.

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  4. kikiAugust 18, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    OMG. this is SO bad. Early in my career (inspired by Mad About You) I thought I wanted to go into PR. I decided not to because I'm not a very good writer. Apparently the threshold is pretty low. hahahahaha

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  5. jenonymousAugust 18, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    Holy Mini Miss Havisham!

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    1. AnonymousAugust 19, 2014 at 6:31 AM

      i was thinking exactly that!!!

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    2. laurenAugust 22, 2014 at 2:40 PM

      lil' havishamz is a great imaginary product line.

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  6. theRachelAugust 18, 2014 at 9:03 PM

    Uggghhh

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  7. RachelAugust 19, 2014 at 10:31 AM

    in each of those photo pairs, in one shot the kid looks so CONCERNED.

    i don't blame her.

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    1. AnonymousAugust 21, 2014 at 3:21 AM

      It's like a kiddie version of the Eyes of Laura Mars fashion shoot on Columbus Circle LOL

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  8. CeliaAugust 19, 2014 at 2:20 PM

    i straight up lol'd when i clicked on the second photo.

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    1. Hillary SchusterAugust 25, 2014 at 8:42 PM

      YES. The second getup is my fave. Like she's some aging british spinster sister.

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  9. AnonymousAugust 19, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    I will spend the rest of my life wishing I had never clicked on those photos. Thanks for the nightmares.

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  10. francineAugust 19, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    ohhhh my gooooshhhh

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  11. KatAugust 21, 2014 at 6:48 AM

    This is seriously the greatest thing ever.

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  12. Michelle PullmanSeptember 9, 2014 at 1:40 AM

    Is that even legal? They look traumatized.

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