I don't understand. I mean, obviously, but still. What does the author of this missive gain by connecting you with the owner of a Mediterranean eatery?
I'm just impressed that you actually read any of these. I'm so twitchy with the spam button that if I can't see my name in the first sentence it's gone before I even open it.
brining in a food truck would be lethal; when i do it in my kitchen it smells like death for three days.
ReplyDeleteDon't you HATE when that happens while brining your food truck? THE WORST.
Deletemy food truck is a raw food truck, obviously. with a bit of freegan candy thrown in to keep things scary.
DeleteTry the Alton Brown recipe
ReplyDeleteThat's the answer to everything on the commercial Internet.
DeleteI'm so depressed now.
ReplyDelete₃fast food₂ is₄ so₅ trendy₆
ReplyDelete(Gasp!)
DeleteBut is it absolutely true?
ReplyDeletethose Italics tho
ReplyDeletemade my day.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand. I mean, obviously, but still. What does the author of this missive gain by connecting you with the owner of a Mediterranean eatery?
ReplyDeletedollars.
DeleteBut HOW?
Delete@Hillary It's PR, lady. He's hired by the wedplanner + bandleader + Mediterranean eatery to send out these stellar emails.
DeleteAlso, as a publicist, I feel the need to say that this is perhaps the worst pitch email I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteGASP!
ReplyDelete*Viral wedding*? What about bacterial weddings? Like with probiotics? Like with a kimchi food truck? That you could brine in?
ReplyDeleteI should so be paid to do pr...
I'm just impressed that you actually read any of these. I'm so twitchy with the spam button that if I can't see my name in the first sentence it's gone before I even open it.
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