Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Press Release of the Week

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19 comments:

  1. brining in a food truck would be lethal; when i do it in my kitchen it smells like death for three days.

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    1. Don't you HATE when that happens while brining your food truck? THE WORST.

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    2. my food truck is a raw food truck, obviously. with a bit of freegan candy thrown in to keep things scary.

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  2. Try the Alton Brown recipe

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    1. That's the answer to everything on the commercial Internet.

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  3. ₃fast food₂ is₄ so₅ trendy₆

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  4. But is it absolutely true?

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  5. I don't understand. I mean, obviously, but still. What does the author of this missive gain by connecting you with the owner of a Mediterranean eatery?

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    1. @Hillary It's PR, lady. He's hired by the wedplanner + bandleader + Mediterranean eatery to send out these stellar emails.

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  6. Also, as a publicist, I feel the need to say that this is perhaps the worst pitch email I've ever read.

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  7. *Viral wedding*? What about bacterial weddings? Like with probiotics? Like with a kimchi food truck? That you could brine in?

    I should so be paid to do pr...

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  8. I'm just impressed that you actually read any of these. I'm so twitchy with the spam button that if I can't see my name in the first sentence it's gone before I even open it.

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